I Vomit A LOT!!!
I thought this got better when you eliminated gluten
Anonymous

For a little while.  It’s back.  BIG TIME.

Yes, I’ve thrown up on my dog!  This is actually what inspired the blog.  You know something’s not quite right when this happens!  In my defense I tried really hard to keep it in, but Sandy was lying on me on my sofa and wouldn’t move.  I tried to say “down” and Oopsies… vomit on the dog.

Yes, I’ve thrown up on my dog! This is actually what inspired the blog. You know something’s not quite right when this happens! In my defense I tried really hard to keep it in, but Sandy was lying on me on my sofa and wouldn’t move. I tried to say “down” and Oopsies… vomit on the dog.

The Anti No-vomit Streak

Jerry Seinfeld may be able to go decades without puking, but I am not so lucky. My streaks are usually measured in days, sometimes hours. Instead of being frustrated by my frequent and spontaneous barfing, I have decided to embrace this affliction and perhaps find the humor in it.